![]() ![]() (The title screen for "Secret of NIMH 2" is shown, followed by a montage of clips from the movie and the first “ Secret of NIMH” Oh, God, is this going to be painful.) All to the music of 'Avenging Angel' from Hot Fuzz) helmet, putting on his brass knuckles, grabbing his paddle, putting on his helmet, securing his gun in his jacket, and then finally sitting at his chair to face the screen with paddle in hand camera zoom up on his face. (Dissolve to NC loading his gun, zipping up his black coat, grabbing his S.W.A.T. Completely surrender.(The title card for Sequel Month appears where a stick figure of the NC’s face looking disgusted is shown) ![]() (And really? Who names their kid Hanky? "Come on, Snotrag! Let's go to the tractor pull!") If an alien culture was to come down to Earth, hell-bent on destroying us and mentioned it was because of Gordy I would surrender. Their appearances don't excuse the vileness of this movie though and despite my utter hatred for this movie I'll watch it until the end if I see its on TV. ![]() With the exception of Roy Clark and Boxcar Willie. I swear, it should be a law that any and everyone who had anything to do with this movie should be hunted down and kicked until they're dead. I know its a kids movie, but kids are not stupid and what you feed them now shapes who they turn out to be later. Just make sure you strip it of any creativity, suspend any and all disbelief then feed it a obscene amount of high fructose corn syrup and the worst parts of American culture. Picture a corn-fed, white trash, extra-chromosome boasting version of Babe. I've seen bits and pieces adding up to most of the movie that is known as Gordy on cable over the last month or so and I think it's safe to say this is one of the worst movies ever made. ![]()
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